Young and hostile, but not stupid.

[Scene 1, today]
Dana: Uh oh, Kaitlyn, Katie's going to go get your new dog-floatie thing! Don't jump on it, Katie!
Katie (swimming to the deep end of the pool, faced away from Dana and Kaitlyn): I won't. She told me I'd pop it if I tried.
Dana: That's so rude!
Kaitlyn: I didn't mean it like that... she's just so big.
Dana (looks vaguely over Katie's form): She's not that big.
Katie (to herself): Why, thank you, taller, older, and heavier sister of mine.
[End scene.]

Flashback to two days ago. My nine year old neighbor [Isabelle] came over to swim with Kaitlyn. It wasn't too bad.

Flashback to yesterday. Kids. Everywhere. FML. Our [other] olderish neighbors had their five year old grand daughter (Ellie) over and she went swimming. It was fun until she had to go home to pee. She wasn't going to leave. Like, it took a lot. And her Grandma told about how she sat on her little potty for ten minutes, unable to pee and she gave up and they came over with Ellie's little brother Jackson, who kind of resembles a turtle. It's cute, though. :D He's around nine months and we bonded like whoa. I just get along better with boy babies and that's really creepy, but I'm a minor so it's not pedophilia (JUST KIDDING. I like boy babies in a non-creepy way, I swear. That was just some of my effed up humor shining through).

After a few hours of just Ellie and Kaitlyn bickering and then getting along and the bickering, Isabelle came over after swimming at one of the YMCA establishments and into our pool. Then Ellie was made to leave which ended in me having to carry Jackson home because she refused to walk. Kidz. Sigh.

When it came down to just Isabelle and Kaitlyn, Mr. Steve who is Isabelle's grandfather came over with a Gatorade for me and we sat and talked. I like him because he's that kind of old person who's witty and kind of mean, but in the biting sarcasm way. Our conversation ended with him asking me to take care of his cats while he and his family go to Disney World, and how could I say no? I'M GETTING MONEY, YO [unintentional rhyming pwnage].

Today, big surprise, was pool hopping, but without visitors! Yush! So Kaitlyn and I, usually bickering (there's something so empowering about winning an argument with a compulsively lying six year old.) were actually getting along pretty well. My mom bought Kaitlyn this huge dog-shaped floatie that she barely looked at which I was kind of mad about. I only have one reason for that: Menstruation. FML.

Today was the hottest day of summer, finally. It's been absolutely freezing and now it's all fine and dandy? No, summer. This is why we can't be friends.

There's an epic marathon of CSI on that makes me extra happy because I love Gil Grissom and the actor that plays him shares the same last name as me, so if he were still on the show we would've gotten married and I wouldn't have had to worry about the last name issue. Too late. He be gone.

Time to go hate my life some more because I despise kids and being a girl and everything in between.



Listening pleasure: Pandora.
Crushing on: No one. Life is hard when it's that time.
Reading: THE CURE VKGBLGHJKB:KFSZJBGK:J LEAVE ME ALONE.


P.S., Kaitlyn just tried to get out of bed tim by saying, "I'm not tired!" because Dana was tucking her in. Um. STFU.