John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Okay, okay. It's totally my fault that it's 8:30 and I should be in bed (isn't that the saddest thing you've ever heard?). I wanted to blog, though, because that's just the kind of person I am.

Today in first period, Madame French Teacher was back (yay) and we learned about masculine and feminine nouns (boo). Then, of course, we had to play the worst game ever involving math and French, which is really just not cool at all. The end.

In third period, I have this one friend-like person whose parents are deaf. So what do I do? Ask her a bajillion questions. I actually cut off doing that, though, because I wanted her to get the feel that I wasn't trying to be a stereotypical ignorant teenager and I've asked enough rude questions already. Though today she 'signed' something to me. Though I did not know what it meant, I was happy that she kind of showed she didn't mind my obsessive questions. I learned new things and it was loverly.

Along with a bunch of other random crap that I may or may not mention, Tyler and I went to a stage crew interest meeting for the fall play. Science Seat Girl was there and me being the bitch I am made a few snide comments while Tyler made a few "Oh My God I Swear She's Not Always Like This" faces to an acquaintance who was sitting next to him. And while waiting for Mark (step father, if you didn't remember) to pick me up, I was able to talk to my friend John (who is supposedly my fraternal twin LAWLZ) who I very rarely see. He wanted to go to the stage crew meeting but had a test to make up and was too embarrassed to just bust right in the door in the middle of the teacher's rant, so he just stayed out. He still wants to be apart of it, though, so we shall see.

Woodie came over after dinner and hung out with Dana for a while, but my mother being the great person that she is was able to lead me away from them (annoying sisters are the best) and go outside to sit on the front porch while she drank her coffee. We talked about a bunch of random stuff that I've wanted to get out all day and she made me realize a few un/important things that need to be changed very soon. For instance: the fact that I have virtually no friends. I keep isolating myself which I honestly really don't like, but I've gotten into this hermit crab way of living and it's hard to just kind of throw away since this is now my comfort zone. But ANYWAY.

The horrible truth: My teacher claimed that only about half the kids in my class will graduate in this school. I can't wait until everyone drops out.



Fascination: The unfathomable adorableness of this. Yaaaaay!
Quote of the day: Again, I have two.
Friend: *Holds hands up for me to warm since I'm a werewolf*
Me: I just like, coughed in my hand. I don't want to give you swine flu.
Friend: I already live with a bunch of Mexicans...

Boy: The bigger it is, the harder it is to control.
Me: That's what she said!
Mr. Social Studies: Whoa, did you just say that? ...Do you watch The Office, or something, or are you just that sick-minded?

P.S., I don't watch The Office.