I'm doing fantastic with BEDA, oui?
Today I finally read my poem about Chlamydia in between my friends' poems about crabs and HIV. They only clapped for one poem/person, and that poem/person was in btween her friend's poems about crabs and HIV.
Speaking of which, I should probably unveil the poem (even though Tyler already read it, and he's the only one who reads this crap). I just want solid proof of my gangsterness:
The number one STD in America,
A curable bacteria known as Chlamydia.
Passing it on to your partner is easy
Sometimes it gives your a discharge that's cheesy.*
Know to cause pain when urinating
But inside your body the bacteria is terminating
Your sexual organs will turn to dust
Wrapping it up is always a must!
And on that note... Yeah.
Listening pleasure: I CANNOT STOP LISTENING TO Technicolor Girls by Death Cab for Cutie.
*Don't judge me.
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