J'ai soif!

Hellllllo. And stuff.

Today, Ricky told me my French exchange student was not allowed to sit next to me at lunch, because that was his seat. We're obviously all about welcoming the French students.

But if anyone else I was romantically involved with said that and I genuinely liked the person, I would've been flattered. It just came across as rude, even with his lighthearted voice. Maybe I'm just being a sour bitch.

Oh, and Facebook is becoming less and less welcoming to relationships, especially when your "boyfriend" posts statuses with Paramore lyrics about falling in love. Now, not to say that this is pointed in my direction, but I'm finding that the more I think about it, the worse I feel about dumping his ass. Where did all of this compassion come from?!*

So here's a question-- would you prefer to be dumped in person? Just curious. Moi? I'm too pathetic to ever dump someone to their face, so in Ricky's case it'll be a note. Because I'm MATURE.

So after devising my plan in the shower, I sat down to talk it out with Tyler over the interwebz. Him, being such a generous friend, wanted to help me write it. The outcome went a little something like this:

"Ricky.. or should I call you 'Puerto Rican'. We've had a pretty good time in this little bad romance, but... honestly I think it's time to end. I just think that I could find someone better, and someone cuter.. *cough*. The point of this letter is just to say that it's not me, it's you. OH I mean... ah just flip it around. Goodbye, rickytickytavi. PS: please don't stab me."

This, alone, proves Tyler is really the Puerto Rican for me.

Oh, and I feel like I should apologize for this blog because all about enigma that is the male gender. Because it's totally not like me to do that, or anything.



Don't pee your pants or anything, but: Four days until I get my shipment from France! :D
Listening pleasure: Transatlanticism by Death Cab for Cutie
*I wrote that while my subconscious was screaming, "Really? Don't scare them like that." I just wanted to clarify, though, sarcasm was COMPLETELY intended. You should know that whenever I talk about emotions I'm lying to make myself more relatable. ;D