I'm sneaking glances.

Fail. Failfailfailfailfail.

I apologize for being a horrible blogger. I don't care. Moving on...

I have decided that whenever something important happens I will SUCK IT UP AND BLOG ABOUT IT THE DAY IT HAPPENS.

I have a urinary tract infection. I saw the Moaning Myrtles, the Whomping Willows, and Justin Finch-Fletchly at a New Jersey public library an hour away from where I live.

Today school ended and I am so effing happy. Everyone was talking about how they would cry and whatnot and I had a "screw that" attitude because what the hell has that school ever done for me except drive me to Prozac? Can I get an Amen up in hurr?

Since today is June second and my birthday is June third, we celebrated it today for convenience because Dana has a therapist appointment tomorrow (thank you, madre). My half brother and sister came over and we all went out to this awesome Japanese restaurant called Hibachi where they make your food right in front of your FACE. It's kind of cool. Kind of.

My half brother, Scott, is 29 years old and the brooding type which would be cool except he's old and we're related. My half sister, Becky, is 26 and tomboyish in the coolest way ever created. She's going hiking in Peru for two weeks. Yes.

BE PREPARED FOR SUDDEN AWFUL CHANGE IN MOOD:

I'm feeling extremely manic depressive right now and I don't want to say anything else in fear of going insane but I know I should at least put down a few positive things so I don't feel like a total bitch. But let's start with the rest of the negative.

Today, in celebration of my birthday, my mom made me cry twice over completely useless things. I kind of hate her right now but it's my own fault because I let her shit get to me. No matter, I'll blame her until I get my bearings together. And, mind you, THIS WAS ALL DURING MY TIME. THE TIME OF MY OWN PERSONAL JOY AND JOYNESS. Ugh.

Let's talk about presents from least amazing to most amazing! You'll laugh at the first one, though: the movie 8 Mile. Eminem. Slim Shady. Yeah. Just... don't. Please. Second: Bath and Body Works' 'moonlight path' collection. Eet owns mai soul because I like ze lavender. Third: $80. Last, typing for fourth/most awesome gifts ever.... A ring with a pearl (my birthstone) with a little diamond and a Nikon camera! I named the camera Cerberus after the Greek three-headed dog/monster that guards Hell. Yaaay!

I sort of have this idea-thingy for each ending of a blog where I put my current crap. Like... What I'm listening to? I don't know. I'm trailing after hayleyghoover's coattails, but not using Sexy/Unsexy. Let's begin today, shall we?



Currently jamming to: Transatlanticism-Death Cab for Cutie
Current heartthrob: Seth Clearwater (rebound is Justin Finch-Fletchly)
Longness of this blog: Godawful.